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After pissing and moaning about earth’s overabundance of wack DJs, I’m thrilled to report the resurgence of the filters to filter the filters–DJ Trapper Keeper and DJ Panty Raid.

Panty Raid steals wack DJ drawers ’til the break of dawn, ruining the crotches of faux-vintage jeans forever while said wack ones dream of twisted-up keyboards and rock-solid beats. Trapper Keeper locks those stolen drawers up tight for future reference in a three-ring binder complete with retro turquoise grid pattern to lock away the stolen undies tainted by the tainted t’aints of weak platter rattlers.

They’ll be doin’ it for real at Spilt Milk, tonight at Club Red on Connecticut and Jefferson Avenue, below Fuddruckers. It’s free as you want it to be from 10pm to 2am, the dynamic ambiguously hetero duo thumping out old-school electro primitivo, doo-doo funk and all types of sideways jams that you never heard that sound so familiar.