Rat Fink, Rag Mop, Rat Pfink
The Misfits are a straight ahead pleasure that hit me in the gut hard, solid and real like beer and friend chicken — uncomplicated, simple, elegant, but no basis for a steady, healthy diet. They’re great any time of year, but Halloween is pretty much the best time to feel their gothic punk vibes.
Check this tune out.
It’s a simple, rocking chant — pure fist-waving, lyrical minimalism.
Now check this tune out: “Rag Mop” by the Ames Brothers. The song was one of the greatest hits of 1950, sung by a swell bunch of fellows who were all a bunch of “outstanding athletes and good students” according to the link above. They look like this:
A pretty far cry from the Misfits’ carefully cultivated personae as thug ghouls from beyond a grave in New Jersey…
But check this out: the Misfits version of that Ames Brothers tune is itself a reference to a fantastically crappy film called “Rat Pfink A Boo-Boo.” Here is the theme and a few snippets of dialogue and music.
The film was made by a filmmaker named Ray Dennis Steckler who accidentally made some of the most twisted films you could ever hope to see. “Rat Pfink A Boo Boo” is imbued with a subtle yet inarguably crappy magic, like a low-priced, slow-release psychedelic that totally sucks and gives you a headache but makes you smile at the same time. The protagonist is a low-rent Batman who wears a ski mask, a cape, and his shorts on the outside of his pants as a costume. Here’s a photo:
The film also features a character named Ko-Gar the gorilla. Although meant for children, the film is so accidentally twisted YET G-RATED that it is not safe for anyone under sixteen, or prone to troubling dreams.



November 2nd, 2005 at 9:14 am
well, I randomly decided to check out your blog and I’m really glad I did… I had totally forgotten that that ragmop song existed. I used to sing it in elementary school, totally crazy. So thanks for that!
- Liz
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Of course the all time greatest version of “Ragmop” was done by Cecil the Seasick Sea Serpent on the old Bob Clampett cartoon. With Dishonest John it’s a classic.
Thanks
Al