Last night, while I was waiting for my friend Jeannie to get off work at Diner, this white dude with a big afro and a pair of Oakleys sat down next to me. When the bartender walked past he advised everyone within earshot:

“Next time you get stoned, either eat a cold orange or use an electric toothbrush. I’m serious. The simple pleasures in life, man.”

Maybe so. But it would take a lot more than marijuana to make those experiences pleasurable back-to-back.