This woman’s workout routine is ridiculous enough as it is — but imagine if it caught on as an actual fitness phenomenon.

Imagine her, in the front of a crowded classroom full of people grunting and sticking their tongues out. And those people, at work and on the subway, instead of carrying their little yoga mats in special slings and acting all type-A about something that’s supposed to be relaxing and non-competitive … imagine if people got all uptight about the way they crossed their eyes and waggled their tongues.

I think it’s catching on.