free statistics

Dueling Hairdryers: Vintage Portraits from Olan Mills

December 31st, 2007 by Jeff Simmermon

olanmills1

God, I wonder how much they spent on shampoo and conditioner as a household. Probably at least as much as this guy spent on mousse and hairspray.

That photo up there comes from a fantastic post (via Metafilter) of spectacularly crappy vintage portraits from Olan Mills Studios. Like one of the comments says, “hilarious in an oddly painful way.”

For a bonus treat, check out this lovely lady.

Happy New Year, everyone. Drive safe and don’t resolve too much all at once.

7 Responses

  1. Stephanie Says:

    I retain all rights to this image - http://www.flickr.com/photos/simmermon/2152033153/

    So please remove it from this page, and from your FLickr photostream.

  2. snackywombat Says:

    wow, steph of jeff n steph actually lives! and she apparently married jeff. who has a goatee now. i kinda want to barf now.

    oh yeah, happy new year.

  3. JeffSimmermon Says:

    Steph — it’s gone. Sorry to trouble you …

  4. Stephanie Says:

    Linking to an image is one thing, but you just can’t take it as your own. Thank you for removing it.

    Yes, Jeff & I are still together - 20 years. But for the record, he never used mousse or hairspray - it was naturally curly.

    Steph

  5. Kristin Says:

    Glad to hear that Steph and Jeff have made it and glad I saw the picture.

  6. hiro Says:

    Congrats on 20 years there Steph!

    Anyone else think Jeff looks a lil like Mitch Hedberg? You guys woulda made a kick-ass sitcom a-la “That 70s Show”

    RIP Mitch!

  7. Hælvis Says:

    The father looks an awful lot like R. Stevie Moore! :)

Leave a Comment

Please note: Comment moderation is enabled and may delay your comment. There is no need to resubmit your comment.