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Trick or Treat I: Every Single Murder From Every Single Friday the 13th

October 31st, 2007 by Jeff Simmermon

Happy Halloween, people. When you were trick-or-treating, which did you like better: getting like, two lovingly handmade cookies from the old lady up the street, or going to that one guy’s house who let you shovel fistfuls of high-quality mass-produced candy into your pillowcase?

In this instance, “high quality mass-produced” is a euphemism for Reese’s products.

So rather than like, write something original that nobody wants, I’ll be shovelling pre-made awesomeness into your eyeballs all day today.

Starting here: every single murder from every single Friday the 13th movie, compressed into roughly seven minutes:

2 Responses

  1. steve Says:

    one of the best things i’ve ever seen is a cambodian bootleg version of freddy vs jason, aka friday vs jessen. the audio is still english, but the subtitles were translated into khmer, then back into english, and finally into hilarious.

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