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Worst Graffiti Ever/Best Graffiti Ever

May 11th, 2007 by Jeff Simmermon

Graffiti art takes a LOT of practice. We can’t all be the next Dalek overnight, and there’s a lot of clumsy property damage between that first can on paint and gallery shows worldwide. It takes tags to make murals and murals validate Krylon krapmeisters — that’ s the yin and yang of it.

Sometimes graffiti’s just some prick with a spray-can. And every now and then, that spray-can lameness is so incredibly lame that it collapses in on itself and becomes a white dwarf of sheer wackness that blazes so brilliantly that it’s a form of retarded genius. It achieves artistic singularity, simultaneously shitty and incredible.

My friend Phil snapped this from a bike trail in Chapel Hill, N.C. Hey man, even Banksy had to start somewhere …

Lamest Graffiti EVER

The only way this graffiti could be improved is if there were never a band called “Grateful Dead.”

6 Responses

  1. Daniel Says:

    Grateful dead bitches…

    God that makes me laugh until it hurts.

    I love you, man…

  2. Lonnie Bruner Says:

    Do you think they mean “Grateful Dead, bitches”, like, “Yea, that’s right. Grateful Dead up in this mu’fukka.”?

    Because without the comma between “Dead” and “bitches”, it sounds like there’s actually a gang of Grateful Dead-loving bitches roaming the streets and they wanted to leave their mark.

    Or a third possibility is that the Grateful Dead bitches — complains — too much while on stage.

    I’m confused.

  3. fabulous fabs Says:

    it could also have been referring to dead bitches who are grateful.

  4. Kim Holleman Says:

    coming late to this trail. just wanted to say thanks to all who commented for a much needed laugh. thank you fabulous fabs for your particularly insightful comment.

  5. Bustoff Says:

    He left out the “4″ between the Grateful and the Dead.

  6. nshex Says:

    maybe you want to check these works as well, something really great from israel
    http://www.uncarvedblog.com/files/b6dcf73d01df58ba0cd8c2178c40bce3-18.php

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