You ever notice how grown people that are perfectly capable of feeding themselves lose their minds over free food at work? Fuck bombs, the best way for The Terrorists to strike at the heart of American capitalists would be like this:

1. Plant a guy in the company in an admin position — get him in as a temp. He won’t need to be there long.
2. Deliver any number of cyanide-laced pizzas and/or doughnuts to every office building in America. Everyone in every office everywhere loses their mind over free pizza, including security guards. If The Terrorists are feeling fancy, they could make the poison a two-stage compound, lacing the cream cheese with one half and various bagels with the other.
3. Have the temp send out a company-wide e-mail that announces free food.
4. Cackle madly while the bodies drop.