Vegans: Moderately Advanced But Cowardly, and Constantly Radiating Anti-Gravitons.
October 6th, 2008 by D.Billy
From The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe, Vol. 1, No. 11, November 1983:
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From The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe, Vol. 1, No. 11, November 1983:
Popularity: 5% [?]
October 6th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Glad I’m only a vegetarian.
October 7th, 2008 at 5:44 am
‘Skin color: Pink’
That’s right, a buncha fuckin pussies.
October 7th, 2008 at 9:43 am
wow…I had no idea that you could grow 30 feet tall (and PINK!) on a vegan diet. I really thought that you needed lots of milk with growth hormones to accomplish such a feat.
October 7th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
wow, this sounds like many earth vegans i know.
October 10th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Check out the calves on that guy. They must have a lot of staircases on Vega Superior!
October 15th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Reminds me of a clutch song:
“When vegans attack
on ten speed bikes.
Tattoos with meaning,
American Spirit Lights .
Freshmen in fatigues.
You know he’s fighting for his right.
Copious note taker.
American Spirit Lights.”
October 28th, 2008 at 11:22 am
I have always wondered where the word Vegan came from!
October 28th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Anyone else find it ironic that they come from the MILKY WAY galaxy?
October 31st, 2008 at 11:02 am
“Cowardly, attempting conquest only over ‘primitive’ races”
sounds like the meat eaters…who can suck my giant pink warp-drive starship
“primitive warp-drive”-pffff, better than your warp drive