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Healing Heart, Drunken Pit Bull: Making Peace

April 9th, 2008 · 13 Comments

This is the story that I would have told last night at The Moth for the theme “Making Peace.” I don’t think I’ve run it here before. Any constructive criticism is greatly appreciated.
I’d been dating this girl who was confident and cool with beautiful tattoos, so gorgeous she’d make a whole room turn […]

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Tags: Virginia · monster · The Moth · storytelling · Southern · 2008 · Attack · fighting · insane · art · Uncategorized

Jesus Lizard’s ‘Nub’, Live in 1994: I Miss Scary Music

October 29th, 2007 · 10 Comments

This is the Jesus Lizard performing their classic jam “Nub,” live in 1994.

The song itself is a hellish deep-fried crotch-grinder made even more frantic by the band playing it at double- speed. In the end here, Duane Denison and David Yow double-team a meddling audience member who makes the horrific mistake of fucking with Duane’s […]

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Tags: music · jesuslizard · fugazi · minorthreat · time · fighting · Beating · Attack · adventure · Uncategorized

South African Robot Cannon Kills 9; Verhoeven a Prophet

October 19th, 2007 · 3 Comments

A robotic anti-aircraft cannon went haywire in South Africa last week, killing nine soldiers and severely injuring fourteen more. The gun was part of a training exercise using live ammunition and was part of a row of eight identical guns aimed northward at ground targets positioned 1.5 and 2 kilometers away. Each gun […]

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Tags: science fiction · sci-fi · Robocop · ED-209 · robots · Danger Room · Attack · shooting · tragedy · war · Uncategorized

Living the Dream

March 21st, 2007 · 1 Comment

We’ve all had annoying co-workers. A couple jobs back I worked in an office with a woman that used to ramble on and on, LOUDLY, into her phone about all kinds of crap — medications, family problems, her “cycle.” I used to fantasize about leaping over the cubicle wall and just elbow-dropping her, pro-wrestling style. […]

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Tags: Attack · Office · Computer · PC Monitor · Beating · Employee · Telephone