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Open Letter to the Important Guy from Down the Hall

July 25th, 2007 · 5 Comments

I see you in the bathroom in my office every afternoon at about four o’clock. I think we’re on the same cycle that way. I think you’re a VIP in your company judging from the deferential reverence in younger men’s voices as they talk to you at the sinks and urinals. You respond to in […]

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