As we near the one-year anniversary of Jeff’s McDonalds-as-pizza-toppings post that the internets loved so well, the Universe has seen fit to bestow upon us a sequel of sorts.  While traveling through Nebraska, Flickr user matthewnstoller and one of his friends happened upon a food cart touting this lovely piece of work:

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My friend Richard sent me these photos tonight, saying

“I don’t know where these came from but they’re going around the
net. If you haven’t seen them already, I know you will enjoy them. Don’t ask questions, just marvel.”

And marvel I did. My God. Have a look - ingredients and buildup here, the shocking conclusion after the jump.

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My Grandpa once told me “every last one of the Japanese are crazy, Jeffrey. They’re all out of their minds, each and every one of ‘em.” He’s prone to saying stuff like that, like most grandpas are.

Although, I have to say, this commercial doesn’t exactly prove him wrong. Mildly NSFW unless the boss is one of those freaks that writes Ann Landers to gripe about public breastfeeding.

Brenda Hughes of Savannah, GA was accused of throwing acid on her neighbors in an alleged hate crime. She claims she didn’t do it, and even has a special t-shirt that proclaims her innocence. And, even if she did do it, the acid wouldn’t have hurt anyone, she asserts, proving it on the TV news by putting some in her mouth. Have a look: