This is too fascinating and revolting (which, for me, is a synonym for fascinating) to pass up. It’s probably safe for work and a good lesson in why you shouldn’t go around stealing food out of the work fridge.From the Vaginal Food & Cuisine section at MyVag.net — Don’t Try This At Home. Here’s a telling excerpt:

As I love my girlfriend so much that it hurts, and I want to have her in everything I do, I decided to produce yoghurt with my girlfriend’s lactobacillus. I bought a yoghurt machine, which is just an electric contraption that keeps small cups constantly at body temperature. I put plain milk in each cup, and then with the full and loving help of my girlfriend I swabbed a bit of her vaginal juices and put a small bit in each cup. I then mixed the contents in each cup, plugged the machine and waited overnight.

The results were fabulous! … I have taken a few cups to work, which I store in the office fridge. A female co-worker pinched one from me, ate it, and liked it so much that she is asking me where I got it, but I do not dare tell her where it came from!

One thing is clear. This is gateway behavior for full-throttle sexual cannibalism. You totally know the deal: this guy is all chunky cardigans and cups of Earl Grey tea and little weird food projects like this now. But once he works out that he can have this woman he loves so much literally coursing through his bloodstream those beady little eyes are going to light up like candles only an electric chair can snuff out.

Not everyone remembers Alexyss Tylor’s name — but her passionate, profane rants about sexual politics and human genitalia aren’t easy to forget.

She’s a champion of “Pussy Power,” a belief that’s difficult to clearly define but easy for a lot of people to identify with. Her primary platform is an Atlanta-based public-access tv show that she hosts with her mother, who just sort of interjects from time to time while Alexyss works herself into a chanting, shouting rhythm usually heard from the mouths of the best black preachers.

She channels righteous rage and fury at something WAY bigger than a penis every week on public access, and thanks to Youtube, she’s a cult sensation. Here’s one of her, uh, more seminal works:

Alexyss just consented to a phone interview with me, to be published on this blog. I’ll be watching a bunch of her videos over the next few days and drawing up some questions — but I figured I’d ask you guys, too: what would you ask Alexyss Tylor?

Leave your questions in the comments, or send ‘em to me over e-mail. I’ll pull ‘em together and work them into the interview when I talk to her next week.